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“Who the Hell is Wolf?”
If only this kid understood the aptitude of that question. Unfortunately his parents are wack jobs who are convinced the world will end in 2012, and that we are descendants of space aliens.
Falcon Heene: once they haul your parents off to the asylum, give me a buzz dude. I’ll adopt. Even if it means I [...]
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On Twote
Gothamist, who intones, I think, that a man might have been fucking a sheep, dropped a great past-tense for “tweet,” as in Twitter, which would stick if I had my way:
“The witness twote…”
Lets do this.
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…And with a name like that
Murfreesboro — which is in Tennessee, we think; there’s also one in Arkansas, whatever, doesn’t matter – has got to stop hiring the meth addicts to work in the schools. This week alone has landed two teachers in the clink for bizarre offenses. In the first, Accutane ”before” model third-grade teacher Angela M. Strube got caught with her [...]
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Laziest fucking bloggers on the planet.
CRIPES, ME.
At the very least, you’d think we would want to say a little something about Lebowski Fest, which rolled — haw haw — through NYC this past week. Yesterday, the day before, and the day before that, specifically. Might’ve helped, for the, whatever, fifteen or twenty of you hangers-on from our big day, for [...]
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How Original.
Having fantasized (more than you’d like to know) about becoming a US Postal worker in order to steal other peoples’ Netflix DVDs, I’m wondering why this is the first time I’ve heard of this caper actually having gone down.
[via Vulture]
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What is a Juggalo? Probably Not Todd P
Perhaps the most interesting part of this story is that these guys are still around. Actually that’s all I wanted to draw your attention to. The insane clown posse is still around. This came to light because some DA in Pennsylvania designated fans of the musical ‘group’ to be a gang. Probably a decent idea, [...]
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‘Housekeeping… you want towel?’ … ‘No towel, need sleepy.’
Oh hey we have a blog still.
Some linkage to start your day off right:
This snuggie stuff has got to stop for the love of God.
Trent Reznor found you can find happiness in… happiness.
Meghan McCain: Mess with me and I will pull your weave.
Today’s hipster beating.
And housekeeping: Some spam fuckers have our number, and we’ve been [...]
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People who read our blog are Rich. Or at least not awful.
We’re pretty sure that insulting entire states is probably not the best way to achieve our recently stated goal to gain readership in every state, but as we’ve been known to say around the WTPWB offices, “fuck it.” We’ve noticed two things about the states where people have chosen to not read our blog: they [...]
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Where we won’t be — for now
Milestones are important for young blogs, and while we got a bit of a jump on things because of our Gothamist pickup the other day, we haven’t achieved, how you say, full coverage — nine Our Great Nation’s fifty states have not yet graced us with their presence, so we set out to find out [...]
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This Week in Pork.