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The DC Metro is so bootleg.
A red line train slipped off the tracks this morning. Thankfully nobody was injured, unlike what happened in these incidents.
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“I got the grill, don’t have to get my tooth fixed…”
…unless it’ll keep me out of prison for another few weeks.
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The State of the State of the Union
State of the union is tonight.
What I’ve found with the state of the union is that it’s a lot like Sriracha–a little bit goes a really really long way. I wish that just once, the president would say something shocking, or even just something new.
It seems like a big game, where the president’s goal is [...]
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Regretful Florida full of Prudes
“Fuck the Adams-Onis Treaty.” That’s what we’d be saying right now if we were from Florida, instead of not being from Florida and making fun of it all the time.
But remember how Spain used to own Florida? Well, the two have definitely parted ways. In schools in Spain, the government is distributing leaflets and running an [...]
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Greetings from the Volunteer State
OK, so we’ve ripped on Tennessee in the past on this Web Log. We apologize:
McMinn County deputies found the 31-year-old Decatur man sleeping on his back in a roadside ditch, with a loaded rifle on his chest and an almost empty jar of moonshine in the bib of his overalls. Butler told deputies who woke him [...]
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Mailman chugs wine, mouthwash, sets lofty goals.
Greetings from Florida! As we have already established on this blog, the state of Florida is a land of alligator killing, hide-your-cocaine-in-your-anus go-getters! Well, let’s keep going on that streak.
A mailman in Boynton Beach, Florida was arrested recently. Turns out he was a little tipsy. As in blowing a .264 tipsy. Like most mail carriers, [...]
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Breaking: Crushing Balls not effective way to quit smoking
The chaps at Science Daily reported on a masochistic little study run by a bunch of Canadians regarding effective smoking cessation techniques. While the study found that crushing virtual packs of cigarettes provided a significant confidence boost for people trying to drop cigs, what is more interesting is what didn’t help:
“In a computer-generated virtual reality environment, one group simulated crushing [...]
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Quick Link: “Do we Jersey people smell funny?”
Depends on how your schnaz finds the mingling of Old Spice body wash, Coors-soaked club sweat and Murray’s Pomade.
[Yelp Conversation]
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Real man leaves fake church
Hollywood old-schooler Paul Haggis is jumping ship on Scientology, citing numerous legitimate reasons that one shouldn’t be a Scientologist… Perfect timing, too, because WTPWB is looking for a weekend blogger. Paul: you’re hired.
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High-atus