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The Youngs in Media
Daniel D’Addario, newly-crowned editor of Ivygate and chronicler of “Cornell Sorority Girls Act As Expected“, will appear on College Jeopardy in February. In search of why the college tourny is scheduled so early this year (my memory puts it in late summer/early fall), I found a message board with some inside shit on the audition [...]
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Why did The Office do a clip episode?
Does the Office's clip show signify anything?
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This setup seems familiar.
11:35pm-12:05am: Jay Leno
12:05am-1:05am: Conan O’Brien
1:05am-2:05am: Jimmy Fallon
11:35pm-12:05am: Jay Leno
12:05am-1:05am: Conan O’Brien
1:05am-2:05am: Jimmy Fallon
11:35pm-12:05am: Jay Leno
12:05am-1:05am: Conan O’Brien
1:05am-2:05am: Jimmy Fallon
NBC burn in Hell.
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I’ve been lied to and I am angry
1. THE ACTUAL JERSEY SHORE HASN’T BEEN THIS INTERESTING IN YEARS. Sorry to be blunt, but no one has found summer on the New Jersey coast exciting since the shark attacks of 1916.
Bullet point two might just kill me.
[New York Times]
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To think of Alex Guarnaschelli having a -gasm of any sort makes my insides turn to ice.
Hey Alex, what’s shaking? Based on that look, I’d guess the parts between your legs.
EEEW.
Remember your fourth grade teacher? Mine was called — spelled phonetically to protect the guilty (me) and because I don’t know how to spell — Ms. Hipsch. Rhymes with bitch, which gets good mileage if you’re in fourth grade and your [...]
Pullin’ Punches
Boy, sure is a good thing we covered the duff heard ’round the shore. The “edgy” and “extreme” “music” “television network” has decided that reality got a little too real for TV, and has cut the infamous Snooki face-punch scene from this week’s episode of Jersey Shore. Here are some reasons why this is dumb:
They [...]
Oh sorry, I forgot this is a blog, and so we’re mandated to write something about Jersey Shore
We watched the fuck out of Jersey Shore last night, brah. Some stuff happened. Some real important stuff that I’d have a better handle on if it weren’t for all the beer and drug. Someone was in a hot tub, some babes made out in there, I think, maybe with The Situation? I don’t know, [...]
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This.. is… JEOPARDY!
The Jeopardy Celebrity Invitational continued yesterday, pitting three fly honies against one another, for charity. Jane Kaczmarek of “Malcolm in the Middle” and “Raising the Bar” fame blew away Julie Bowen of “Julie Bowen Goes on a Date with Jeff From Where Todd P Won’t Be, Resulting in Intercourse, Marriage” … er, “Boston Legal” and [...]
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This is pretty much me watching Lost, that one time I watched Lost