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Remember when I said I wouldn’t say anything else about Tiger Woods?
I LIED! Unintentionally.
The Smoking Gun posted some materials today, and this vintage-looking paperback, which had apparently been riding in the back of Woods’ Escalade, caught my eye. Turns out I wasn’t the only one. The WSJ has the lowdown:
“Get a Grip on Physics” was originally published in Britain in 1999 by Ivy Press as “Get [...]
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A confluence.
I read The Superficial more than is statistically normal for a guy my age (any age), and the whole “Why did Tiger Woods cheat on that babe?” is the conversation du jour in the office today, so here are some really model-y pictures of Elin Nordegren, from The Superficial.
Now that we’ve wanked proper on these, [...]
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Finally some decent goddamn data on this Tiger Woods business.
My brain is awash with golf/the name “Woods”/fucking puns, but I’ll skip all that and get down to biznaz: Tiger Woods was puttin’ it in women aside from his fantastically gorgeous Swedish model wife (seriously, I can hardly keep from grabbing my junk, Mickey Rourke-style, whenever I see a photo of this woman). He says [...]
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Todd P. GOT NEXT
Barack Obama will hoop it with members of Congress and his cabinet today. Todd P. won’t be there, but if he were, here’s who he’d pick for his squad (of the folks expected to attend, listed here). We’ll assume Renegade will captain the other team.
Todd P.
Secretary of Education Arne Duncan (Who played professionally in Australia)
Rep. Patrick [...]
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Late hit: the pool of drool at their feet could be contained and used to extinguish a forest fire.
Texas, as you know, does it big. Not only have they built this monstrosity of a football stadium (did you know that the structure is longer than the Empire State Building is tall? Do they know that is a thoroughly unimpressive statistic?), but they even manage to seat a cross-section of geriatric professional blowhards in [...]
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Hoosegow to Hospice
A few weeks back we reported on “Sir” Allen “Don’t call it a Ponzi Scheme” Stanford being removed from jail in order to be hospitalized, because his heartbeat was at the rate of a ruby throated hummingbird. Seems like he isn’t much more comfortable these days.
On Thursday, Stanford headed back to the hospital after he was [...]
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EXCLUSIVE: Alec Baldwin picks crown at US Open
The tongue sweep.
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Sidney Crosby: If it weren’t for all the hockey. And the acne.