Category Archives: Politics
The rent, I think you’ll agree, is too damn high, but…
…issues aside for a moment, does this not reek of this?
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‘What up?’ To all chairmen: Shut up.
GOP Chairman Michael Steele is so hood. He launched his brand new blog — “What up?” — today, with a post about how crazy it is that a guy can get out there on the internets and pretty much do whatever:
I love the fact that, wherever I might be, I can use technology to see [...]
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Todd P. GOT NEXT
Barack Obama will hoop it with members of Congress and his cabinet today. Todd P. won’t be there, but if he were, here’s who he’d pick for his squad (of the folks expected to attend, listed here). We’ll assume Renegade will captain the other team.
Todd P.
Secretary of Education Arne Duncan (Who played professionally in Australia)
Rep. Patrick [...]
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Ba-rack Hoosain won a great big prize, exposes dumbfukkery on Twitter, OMG
So, what does the next generation of social networking look like when confined to the parameters of a text message?
A lot like an adolescent’s mobile, apparently. Not that all children are stupid. Some children are definitely stupid, but, as demonstrated by Frances Bean Cobain’s going aggro on Ali Lohan — via Twitter, obviously — its not so much stupidity [...]
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Bonner-oo Continues: A Baker’s Dozen Doesn’t Count
In case you were lucky or drunk enough to miss it, there is this lobbying firm in Washington that specializes in grassroots organizing Microsoft Paint and lying. Specifically what they do is copy (ctrl+c) the letterhead from a real organization, paste it (ctrl+v) at the top of a letter praising the benefits of coal or something, and then they [...]
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Things about Japan that Todd P doesn’t know
I bet Todd P did not know that Japan is run by aliens. I bet you didn't know either, but here at WTPWB, our brand of rough-and-tumble-get-to-the-bottom-of-the-issue-hard-hitting journalism aims to inform. So let's really crack the lid off of this one.
The first, and most telling sign that any country is about to succumb to an alien invasion is when the guy they elect to be premier is married to someone who has traveled to Venus. Seriously.
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These Pretzels, are making me thirsty
We might need Dr. Sanjay Gupta to help out with this one. In another WTPWB exclusive, we are going to take a look at why it is that getting convicted of a multi-billion dollar fraud seems to severely disrupt normal heart function.
If you’ve been following the mess around Allen Stanford, including today’s creepy new details about blood [...]
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Late notice: Street Fight
Street Fight, Marshall Curry’s doc about the 2002 mayoral race in Newark (“An incumbent in Newark, only loses office if he dies or is indicted” -Curry) is screening at Rev. Billy’s Campaign HQ tonight at 8pm. A look at this and the “dirty jerz” moniker makes a lot more sense.
Details: Thursday 8/27, 8pm, Reverend Billy [...]
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