Category Archives: People
Caucasian sober guy, in attempt to represent, misrepresents.
OH BOY! What a morning for one-offs.
Martha Stewart showed up at Brooklyn Flea this weekend. Beeooooorrriiinng.
Except, I wonder if she’s familiar with the Brownstoner blog — which I’m not allowed to read because I didn’t pass the requisite credit check — because if not, she might be confused as to why this guy self-declares as [...]
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Ba-rack Hoosain won a great big prize, exposes dumbfukkery on Twitter, OMG
So, what does the next generation of social networking look like when confined to the parameters of a text message?
A lot like an adolescent’s mobile, apparently. Not that all children are stupid. Some children are definitely stupid, but, as demonstrated by Frances Bean Cobain’s going aggro on Ali Lohan — via Twitter, obviously — its not so much stupidity [...]
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Money Shot
Bessy tells EU riot police in Brussels what’s really good. Picture via Cryptome
In other news:
Orally Taitz - Just terrifying
Have you heard about this Glenn Beck guy? He’s pretty mean!
Helpful! Want to transcribe all your voicemails?
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Absolute Goldmine: WTPWB Exclusive
This is absolutely incredible. See that bag of money and weapons over on the right there? Now imagine that bag turning up being the tamest crime you encountered in a given week. If you lived somewhere in Florida, where that bag of money turned up this week, that would probably be the case. Through general tooling around on the [...]
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Potty Shot
This is awesome, and further proves our hypothesis that bringing anything Seinfeld related into the workplace can only end in tears. It also proves our hypothesis that South Africa is just completely full of crazy shit happening everywhere. Short version is that a boss shot an employee in the cankle for using the management bathroom. But perhaps [...]
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Hoosegow to Hospice
A few weeks back we reported on “Sir” Allen “Don’t call it a Ponzi Scheme” Stanford being removed from jail in order to be hospitalized, because his heartbeat was at the rate of a ruby throated hummingbird. Seems like he isn’t much more comfortable these days.
On Thursday, Stanford headed back to the hospital after he was [...]
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Army imparts priceless wisdom on the art of swallowing
A Maryland man was crowned King of the State of Maryland this weekend after consuming about a pound and a half of crabcakes in just under 3 minutes. Where could a human learn such a practice?
Hoover, 38, who is stationed at Fort Meade, credited his 18 years in the U.S. Army with giving him the attitude needed to [...]
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Update: Courtney Love will commit sexual violence against your children, probably.
The other day, I suggested that perhaps — just maybe — putting Kurt Cobain’s likeness into a video game was a little bit crass. Turns out, his late wife (no, really, shes late to everything — we were supposed to interview her today and she never showed up) agrees with me.
Sort of.
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‘The Whole Thing is Fucked’