Category Archives: People
Bernie Kerik has a flickr.
And this is the address: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bernardkerik/
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The Tonya Harding Experience
Don’t mind me. I was just pulling quotes from the Tonya Harding (official!) Website to share with you, because Olympic-figure-skaters-turned-criminals-turned-kickboxers are totally hot right now. Why not leave you to explore? You’ll see momentarily. Let’s start with these gems. On fulfillment:
“It would be having enough money to go hunting and fishing and go to the [...]
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Oh sorry, I forgot this is a blog, and so we’re mandated to write something about Jersey Shore
We watched the fuck out of Jersey Shore last night, brah. Some stuff happened. Some real important stuff that I’d have a better handle on if it weren’t for all the beer and drug. Someone was in a hot tub, some babes made out in there, I think, maybe with The Situation? I don’t know, [...]
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Roll the dice to see if I’m getting high
America’s Former Next Top Model Adrianne Curry summoned legions of sweaty, geeky left hands to service over the weekend, Tweeting this:
jumping into shower.going to spend my afternoon playing World Of Warcraft butt naked&stoned.Perfect Sunday!
and then this: WoW.
I’m personally of two minds when it comes to World of Warcraft. Well, one mind, really. I think its [...]
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Hey everyone! Let’s all deconstruct a Sarah Palin Op-ed!
Obviously there is no media outlet that views itself as being part of ‘the media.’ This is problematic, especially when media outlets write pieces about how Sarah Palin is juicing the media cycle by hopping on issues at the height of their short-lived, American attention span induced popularity (remember when Dave Letterman had an affair, or something? me neither).
Every editorial [...]
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Remember when I said I wouldn’t say anything else about Tiger Woods?
I LIED! Unintentionally.
The Smoking Gun posted some materials today, and this vintage-looking paperback, which had apparently been riding in the back of Woods’ Escalade, caught my eye. Turns out I wasn’t the only one. The WSJ has the lowdown:
“Get a Grip on Physics” was originally published in Britain in 1999 by Ivy Press as “Get [...]
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This post expresses a form of sympathy for Sarah Palin, so we got a Drudge Siren to draw attention to it.
When you’re famous, you have to do things like, I don’t know, wash thoroughly under the arms, wear things that match, and, when things get really crunched, maintain a schedule.
On the other hand, if you’re a disgruntled, semi-employed Indianan, you needn’t do any of those things and, judging by the crowd in Noblesville, you assume [...]
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Tori Amos put a modicum of thought into her Christmas album. That’s a headline, in my book.
Every Christmas — rather, in Christmases past, before my family surrendered to atheism and laziness entirely — my mom would bust out a collection, kept hidden for the other 11.5 months, of god-awful Christmas tunes sung by god-awful has-been or never-were pop artists, weird chamber outfits, and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, which, despite being good [...]
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Cheapest sexual deviant ever?
Imagine this lad’s surprise when he found out that you actually aren’t supposed to solicit sex from 911 operators:
The phone rang again, and the defendant yelled, “I did it, I did it.” While the defendant exclaimed he is currently “trying to have sex with someone,” he would not say if he was masturbating on the [...]
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JACKO (Dying is the best thing that ever happened to me)