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NPH = Gargamel?

Neal Patrick Harris’ stock went up in my book after I saw him guest judge (read: tear people up on) American Idol. Not that NPH ever had stock issues in my book. But this could be his tipping point… from pretty cool to fucking awesome: Neil Patrick Harris has a TV-heavy resume. Now he’s just landed [...]
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Second Look: Bruce Ivins

In partial spite of my tongue-in-cheek writing up of Bruce Ivins’s oddball lifestyle in the run up to his mailing Anthrax letters to members of Congress shortly after September 11, 2001, a second look at the document proves absolutely chilling. I didn’t notice this upon first read, because some of the paragraph is cut off [...]
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Doc Anthrax

So the thing they told us in college when everyone was freaking the fuck out about anthrax-filled letters popping up all over D.C. was that, really, the chance of being targeted was near-zero because a) the supply of anthrax is almost nil, b) its difficult to make and c) the number of people with access [...]
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Sidney Crosby: If it weren’t for all the hockey. And the acne.

No offense to the author of this post (we like your blog!), but Sidney Crosby just wasn’t cut out to be a sex symbol. Airbrushing and the presence/absence of a shirt doesn’t change much for me. [via Caffeine Plus Nicotine Equals Protein]
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Ahmadinejad liked Titanic better, sources say.

[via Peter Combe at a tale of a few cities]
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“I have faith in God … But maybe the U.S. government could help a little more, too.”

That’s about all I need to read about the 10 Americans jailed in Haiti for trying to sneak “orphans” out of the country without any kind of legitimate paperwork or really any plan beyond trafficking them into the neighboring Dominican Republic. They didn’t even bother confirming all of these kids were orphans. On the one hand, [...]
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Jersey Shore to continue; Pauly D kicking ass at life

Yeah you’ve already heard that the Jersey Shore crew resigned for a second-season at a pathetically low per-episode rate, which initially concerned me, until I found out they were only pulling $200 an episode each last year. With that, I sort of feel like they’re asking for it. But Mediaite points out why these guys probably [...]
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John Edwards has a big’un

That lovechild game out at something like eight pounds nine ounc… wait what? His what is huge? John Edwards has a sex tape. I don’t see why we wouldn’t cover this again, so thats it for now. Also, by way of Animal New York, we’ve learned that the Hipster Grifter will be blogging for Animal New York. [...]
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Chemical Ali executed; name to be reassigned to hip hop community

Ali Hassan al-Majid was a slippery sumbitch, but the fourth times the charm. And now hes dead.
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One shot! That’s one shot, kid! One shot!

Say what you will about the Jersey Shore crew, but if I’m ever in a bar brawl, I’m gonna make sure Ronnie’s got my back.
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