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Ba-rack Hoosain won a great big prize, exposes dumbfukkery on Twitter, OMG
So, what does the next generation of social networking look like when confined to the parameters of a text message?
A lot like an adolescent’s mobile, apparently. Not that all children are stupid. Some children are definitely stupid, but, as demonstrated by Frances Bean Cobain’s going aggro on Ali Lohan — via Twitter, obviously — its not so much stupidity [...]
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David v. Goliath
…assuming David is some overzealous pedicab road hog and Goliath is a regular cabbie who doesn’t seem to have too many scruples about running folks over:
[via Gothamist]
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Reading this blog is good for you
Good news for the weblog set: the New York Times reports that non sequitur experiences — what Freud called “The Uncanny” — might heighten creativity. We’ll be spending the rest of the day rereading our conspiracies and watching that Ninja Turtles/Trip-six mashup, and then drawing pictures.
RELATED: Real estate lawyer Aaron Shmulewtiz and others say pot [...]
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Money Shot
Bessy tells EU riot police in Brussels what’s really good. Picture via Cryptome
In other news:
Orally Taitz - Just terrifying
Have you heard about this Glenn Beck guy? He’s pretty mean!
Helpful! Want to transcribe all your voicemails?
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Absolute Goldmine: WTPWB Exclusive
This is absolutely incredible. See that bag of money and weapons over on the right there? Now imagine that bag turning up being the tamest crime you encountered in a given week. If you lived somewhere in Florida, where that bag of money turned up this week, that would probably be the case. Through general tooling around on the [...]
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Potty Shot
This is awesome, and further proves our hypothesis that bringing anything Seinfeld related into the workplace can only end in tears. It also proves our hypothesis that South Africa is just completely full of crazy shit happening everywhere. Short version is that a boss shot an employee in the cankle for using the management bathroom. But perhaps [...]
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Hoosegow to Hospice
A few weeks back we reported on “Sir” Allen “Don’t call it a Ponzi Scheme” Stanford being removed from jail in order to be hospitalized, because his heartbeat was at the rate of a ruby throated hummingbird. Seems like he isn’t much more comfortable these days.
On Thursday, Stanford headed back to the hospital after he was [...]
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Army imparts priceless wisdom on the art of swallowing
A Maryland man was crowned King of the State of Maryland this weekend after consuming about a pound and a half of crabcakes in just under 3 minutes. Where could a human learn such a practice?
Hoover, 38, who is stationed at Fort Meade, credited his 18 years in the U.S. Army with giving him the attitude needed to [...]
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Rhetorical EXPLOSION
The flags are at half staff and the spotlights are on full blast. Its nine-eleven. Nine-one-one, for you mouth-breathing Pennsatucky Republicans. The Big Day. September 11. A day to take pause, or, if it happens to be your particular field, partake in a little blowhardism and political jockeying.
Ah yes, a day rife for what we [...]
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Teens too stupid, fat for military