Category Archives: Nature
Cheapest sexual deviant ever?
Imagine this lad’s surprise when he found out that you actually aren’t supposed to solicit sex from 911 operators:
The phone rang again, and the defendant yelled, “I did it, I did it.” While the defendant exclaimed he is currently “trying to have sex with someone,” he would not say if he was masturbating on the [...]
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Later for the date than the Hadron Collider
Been popping quaaludes all morning and I still can’t get my mind around space and time, but I think it goes something like this:
So remember the Hadron Collider, which, some scientists speculate, might through normal use accidentally tear a hole in the universe through which all life as we know it would pass and be [...]
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Potty Shot
This is awesome, and further proves our hypothesis that bringing anything Seinfeld related into the workplace can only end in tears. It also proves our hypothesis that South Africa is just completely full of crazy shit happening everywhere. Short version is that a boss shot an employee in the cankle for using the management bathroom. But perhaps [...]
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And now for your moment of Zen.
Scads of bees are dying and nobody knows what to do about it, but one group in New York is busy (as a BEE) looking for answers. The Great Pollinator Project seeks amateur bee enthusiasts to record some of New York’s 226 bee species doing what they do best: pollinating.
Sign up here; the Pollinator Project [...]
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