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WTPWB fanatic CG apprised us of a peculiar ritualistic eating practice at his old advertising job: the competitive vending machine romp, in which two competitors purchase one of each item in a particular vending machine, split the bounty, and compete to consume the loot in a proscribed period of time. “One of them threw up [...]
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Give a man a pizza, he eats for a day; teach a man to pizza…
No doubt you’ve seen the commercials for Domino’s new and improved recipe, featuring those delicious ingredients that comprise the bare minimum when you’re talking pizza: shredded cheese, sauce, dough, some toppings. What the fuck were they putting in there before?
We considered giving it a shot this weekend, having worked up quite the hunger moving Chip [...]
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To think of Alex Guarnaschelli having a -gasm of any sort makes my insides turn to ice.
Hey Alex, what’s shaking? Based on that look, I’d guess the parts between your legs.
EEEW.
Remember your fourth grade teacher? Mine was called — spelled phonetically to protect the guilty (me) and because I don’t know how to spell — Ms. Hipsch. Rhymes with bitch, which gets good mileage if you’re in fourth grade and your [...]
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An Oven-Free Thanksgiving!
Wait. Wait a minute. Just you wait a goddamned minute here. I don’t want an oven-free Thanksgiving.
I admit, with my dwindling family becoming older, more senile, and more frail by the day, we’ve been known to phone in our holiday meals — literally. But its not the same, and if you’re under the age of, [...]
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Where nobody should be (or, Jeff gets in a fight on the internet)
Yelp is a wretched, boiling cesspool of no-talent, know-nothing assholes (that one in particular reviewed Times Square of all places, cripes) with nothing better to do than sling mud a back and a forth all day — we love it. Still, gratification is hard to come by in that community; aside from their paltry comment [...]
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