Never read it.

Foer leans back and smiles, just a little smug. “That’s the nice thing about being a vegetarian. You don’t have to be neurotic. Selective omnivores” – he points a fork in my direction – “have to be neurotic. Personally, I don’t have time for all that; I don’t want to get into it.”

Then why’d you write a fucking book about it, you self-involved, un-nuanced prick?

[via the Financial Times]

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Can’t get much worse, so…

Why not shut the fucker down and see what happens? From The Awl, a little nugget that first made the rounds last week:

Don’t say the Republicans aren’t doing anything; they’re on pace to surpass a historic benchmark! “The frequency of filibusters — plus threats to use them — are measured by the number of times the upper chamber votes on cloture. Such votes test the majority’s ability to hold together 60 members to break a filibuster. Last year, the first of the 111th Congress, there were a record 112 cloture votes. In the first two months of 2010, the number already exceeds 40. That means, with 10 months left to run in the 111th Congress, Republicans have turned to the filibuster or threatened its use at a pace that will more than triple the old record.”

Why not just let the Republicans actually filibuster? Given that the main (perennial) criticism of Congress is that they “don’t get enough done” doesn’t it stand to reason that people aren’t going to be thrilled about an electoral minority stopping legislation entirely?

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Sidney Crosby: If it weren’t for all the hockey. And the acne.

No offense to the author of this post (we like your blog!), but Sidney Crosby just wasn’t cut out to be a sex symbol. Airbrushing and the presence/absence of a shirt doesn’t change much for me.

[via Caffeine Plus Nicotine Equals Protein]

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The Hangover

Part 1 of a series. We’ll choose one site that had a particularly good weekend (or a particularly good run since the last time we caught up) and run some links. I read somewhere that you can increase traffic and still be lazy by doing regular columns and the like, so thank the people who make a living grokking search algorithms for this.

Florida Shrink a “Text”-Book Case
“In another text, Lerom noted, ‘wish uwere here in the shower with me to warm me up!!! Your RHL!!!’ RHL, according to the state report, was short for ‘red hot lover.’”

The Tantrum Girl Chronicles
“…which included the six-year-old striking the school’s principal, who is eight months pregnant, in the stomach.”

Man Busted in TV Smash Rampage
“Meet Westley Strellis. For unknown reasons, the Georgia man yesterday afternoon smashed 29 flat-screen televisions during a rampage at a Walmart in suburban Atlanta.”

Harold Ford Superstar
“Ford demands that when his limo driver picks him up, the chauffeur must be carrying a sign reading ‘H.F..”

[via The Smoking Gun]

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New York I love you, but you’re bringing me down.

$17 to see a Springsteen cover band?

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Early Exits [Part 3: NY-GOV]

NY GOV: Not David Paterson.

(Politico, I’ll be expecting my job offer, salary and benefits package any day now)

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“Heart, hustle, humanitarian”

Dear Friends, Family and Coworkers,

In case of emergency, please request ambulance with billboard-sized airbrush portrait of Darrell Armstrong.

Thanks,

Jeff

[via WAXIN' AND MILKIN' ... consider adding that site to your rotation. Its fly.]

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I don’t go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I’ll do what I want!

(alternate title: “*Epic Facepalm*”)

The hired murderers / certified morons over at Blackwater have done it again, and again, and again. And again today!

It seems to be that — because Blackwater doesn’t have nearly enough guns already — the security firm illegally diverted weapons from a U.S. weapons facility for its own soldiers’ employees’ “personal use” … skeet shooting, I would imagine, given the payload, which included more than 500 AK-47s (by the way, I wasn’t aware the U.S. military had the AK in its aersanal, on account of their tradition as a commie gun and the fact that we have the roughly equivelant M16, but, I mean, I guess if you have a military you’re gonna find some AKs in there).

So why not just find the fucker who signed off on that? That’s easy. His name, according to “official records”, is Eric Cartman:

As in that Eric Cartman.

This in the midst of Blackwater (now Xe services, but since I don’t know what the fuck that means, and Blackwater sounds more menacing, I’m sticking with that) looking to land a bid to train Afghan police forces. Which means — as if it weren’t already — Afghanistan is about to become the spot for black market AKs.

[via Daily Kos]

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Dirty Laundry

Newsweek — They still make it, apparently — has published a dialogue between its editors and contributors about the journalistic definition of the word “terrorist” … Really, it mostly proves what a bunch of dumb motherfuckers they’ve got editing that magazine, with the possible exception of Michael Isikoff, who, even still, refers to a guy who nearly blew a hole in the side of an airplane as “Mr. underpants man” [sic].

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Fucked Up played a show this weekend

Just like a lot of other weekends, except I want to say this is the first photo I’ve ever seen of ol’ Pink Eyes with a shirt on. Why do I keep mental logs of things like this?

[via New York Magazine]

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