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The DC Metro is so bootleg.
A red line train slipped off the tracks this morning. Thankfully nobody was injured, unlike what happened in these incidents.
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This year’s number one boutique gift item!
“The Middlesex-London Health Unit of London, Ontario has launched an online game designed to educate teens and young adults on the dangers of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs).
“Adventures in Sex City will have players assume the role of one of four characters—Captain Condom, Power Pap, Willy the Kid or Wonder Vag—as they take on penis-armed (literally) [...]
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Ahmadinejad liked Titanic better, sources say.
[via Peter Combe at a tale of a few cities]
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NSFW
Andrew Sullivan, we like your blog posts a lot, but if you’re gonna lead with a photo of a naked man with panties on his head being tortured by the US government, maybe give a little warning?
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Talk to the Hand: Robert Gibbs is either a mad jovial fellow, has landed his dream job, or both. Probably both.
Robert Gibbs is having a good couple of weeks, at least according to his mood. By now you’ve undoubtedly read about Sarah Palin cheating on the big exam, to which our Press Secretary In Chief had this response:
That’s “Milk, Eggs, Bread, Hope and Change.”
I like it. We need a little less Tony Snow and a [...]
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“I got the grill, don’t have to get my tooth fixed…”
…unless it’ll keep me out of prison for another few weeks.
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“Torching a crack rock is very different from typing a Tweet.”
This one exemplifies the “column that forces a metaphor to allow its author to brag about his drug experiences” archetype.
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Early Exits [Part 2]
Arizona Senate
As much as we’d love to see John McCain get rolled by his own party, WTPWB predicts McCain over primary challenger J.D. Hayworth, but it’ll be closer than anticipated (lets get saucy and say within five percentage points). McCain will ride that victory into the November generals, where he will best an upturned mop [...]
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“I have faith in God … But maybe the U.S. government could help a little more, too.”
That’s about all I need to read about the 10 Americans jailed in Haiti for trying to sneak “orphans” out of the country without any kind of legitimate paperwork or really any plan beyond trafficking them into the neighboring Dominican Republic. They didn’t even bother confirming all of these kids were orphans.
On the one hand, [...]
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Guess who’s bizack?