Author Archives: jeff
Can’t get much worse, so…
Why not shut the fucker down and see what happens? From The Awl, a little nugget that first made the rounds last week:
Don’t say the Republicans aren’t doing anything; they’re on pace to surpass a historic benchmark! “The frequency of filibusters — plus threats to use them — are measured by the number of times [...]
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Sidney Crosby: If it weren’t for all the hockey. And the acne.
No offense to the author of this post (we like your blog!), but Sidney Crosby just wasn’t cut out to be a sex symbol. Airbrushing and the presence/absence of a shirt doesn’t change much for me.
[via Caffeine Plus Nicotine Equals Protein]
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The Hangover
Part 1 of a series. We’ll choose one site that had a particularly good weekend (or a particularly good run since the last time we caught up) and run some links. I read somewhere that you can increase traffic and still be lazy by doing regular columns and the like, so thank the people who [...]
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New York I love you, but you’re bringing me down.
$17 to see a Springsteen cover band?
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Early Exits [Part 3: NY-GOV]
NY GOV: Not David Paterson.
(Politico, I’ll be expecting my job offer, salary and benefits package any day now)
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“Heart, hustle, humanitarian”
Dear Friends, Family and Coworkers,
In case of emergency, please request ambulance with billboard-sized airbrush portrait of Darrell Armstrong.
Thanks,
Jeff
[via WAXIN' AND MILKIN' ... consider adding that site to your rotation. Its fly.]
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I don’t go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I’ll do what I want!
(alternate title: “*Epic Facepalm*”)
The hired murderers / certified morons over at Blackwater have done it again, and again, and again. And again today!
It seems to be that — because Blackwater doesn’t have nearly enough guns already — the security firm illegally diverted weapons from a U.S. weapons facility for its own soldiers’ employees’ “personal use” [...]
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Dirty Laundry
Newsweek — They still make it, apparently — has published a dialogue between its editors and contributors about the journalistic definition of the word “terrorist” … Really, it mostly proves what a bunch of dumb motherfuckers they’ve got editing that magazine, with the possible exception of Michael Isikoff, who, even still, refers to a guy [...]
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Fucked Up played a show this weekend
Just like a lot of other weekends, except I want to say this is the first photo I’ve ever seen of ol’ Pink Eyes with a shirt on. Why do I keep mental logs of things like this?
[via New York Magazine]
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