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Never read it.

Foer leans back and smiles, just a little smug. “That’s the nice thing about being a vegetarian. You don’t have to be neurotic. Selective omnivores” – he points a fork in my direction – “have to be neurotic. Personally, I don’t have time for all that; I don’t want to get into it.” Then why’d you [...]
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Can’t get much worse, so…

Why not shut the fucker down and see what happens? From The Awl, a little nugget that first made the rounds last week: Don’t say the Republicans aren’t doing anything; they’re on pace to surpass a historic benchmark! “The frequency of filibusters — plus threats to use them — are measured by the number of times [...]
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Sidney Crosby: If it weren’t for all the hockey. And the acne.

No offense to the author of this post (we like your blog!), but Sidney Crosby just wasn’t cut out to be a sex symbol. Airbrushing and the presence/absence of a shirt doesn’t change much for me. [via Caffeine Plus Nicotine Equals Protein]
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The Hangover

Part 1 of a series. We’ll choose one site that had a particularly good weekend (or a particularly good run since the last time we caught up) and run some links. I read somewhere that you can increase traffic and still be lazy by doing regular columns and the like, so thank the people who [...]
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New York I love you, but you’re bringing me down.

$17 to see a Springsteen cover band?
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Early Exits [Part 3: NY-GOV]

NY GOV: Not David Paterson. (Politico, I’ll be expecting my job offer, salary and benefits package any day now)
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“Heart, hustle, humanitarian”

Dear Friends, Family and Coworkers, In case of emergency, please request ambulance with billboard-sized airbrush portrait of Darrell Armstrong. Thanks, Jeff [via WAXIN' AND MILKIN' ... consider adding that site to your rotation. Its fly.]
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I don’t go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I’ll do what I want!

(alternate title: “*Epic Facepalm*”) The hired murderers / certified morons over at Blackwater have done it again, and again, and again. And again today! It seems to be that — because Blackwater doesn’t have nearly enough guns already — the security firm illegally diverted weapons from a U.S. weapons facility for its own soldiers’ employees’ “personal use” [...]
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Dirty Laundry

Newsweek — They still make it, apparently — has published a dialogue between its editors and contributors about the journalistic definition of the word “terrorist” … Really, it mostly proves what a bunch of dumb motherfuckers they’ve got editing that magazine, with the possible exception of Michael Isikoff, who, even still, refers to a guy [...]
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Fucked Up played a show this weekend

Just like a lot of other weekends, except I want to say this is the first photo I’ve ever seen of ol’ Pink Eyes with a shirt on. Why do I keep mental logs of things like this? [via New York Magazine]
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