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These Pretzels, are making me thirsty
We might need Dr. Sanjay Gupta to help out with this one. In another WTPWB exclusive, we are going to take a look at why it is that getting convicted of a multi-billion dollar fraud seems to severely disrupt normal heart function.
If you’ve been following the mess around Allen Stanford, including today’s creepy new details about blood [...]
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Weekend Caution: Places Todd P may be
Here at WTPWB, we are obviously commited to helping you avoid Todd P at all costs. To that end, here are all the shows that you should make sure to totally avoid this weekend. We made sure to include venue, time of the show, price, and even nearby subway stations, so that you can plan as effectively as possible to [...]
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Todd P has never been here.
Hakuna Matata: Truly the antithesis of the Hipster Mantra, which would be more along the lines of ”Tons of Matata and some light crying”.
Oh Jesus
OH Boy!! We’re not at all about conspiracy theories here at WTPWB, which is exactly why it may seem surprising that here we are, bringing you an exclusive look at THE BIGGEST CONSPIRACY EVER CONSPIRED. And who is at the bottom of this shady deal? Todd P of course.
It’s obvious to any hipster worth his [...]

Things about Japan that Todd P doesn’t know