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Potty Shot
This is awesome, and further proves our hypothesis that bringing anything Seinfeld related into the workplace can only end in tears. It also proves our hypothesis that South Africa is just completely full of crazy shit happening everywhere. Short version is that a boss shot an employee in the cankle for using the management bathroom. But perhaps [...]
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Hoosegow to Hospice
A few weeks back we reported on “Sir” Allen “Don’t call it a Ponzi Scheme” Stanford being removed from jail in order to be hospitalized, because his heartbeat was at the rate of a ruby throated hummingbird. Seems like he isn’t much more comfortable these days.
On Thursday, Stanford headed back to the hospital after he was [...]
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What is a Juggalo? Probably Not Todd P
Perhaps the most interesting part of this story is that these guys are still around. Actually that’s all I wanted to draw your attention to. The insane clown posse is still around. This came to light because some DA in Pennsylvania designated fans of the musical ‘group’ to be a gang. Probably a decent idea, [...]
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People who read our blog are Rich. Or at least not awful.
We’re pretty sure that insulting entire states is probably not the best way to achieve our recently stated goal to gain readership in every state, but as we’ve been known to say around the WTPWB offices, “fuck it.” We’ve noticed two things about the states where people have chosen to not read our blog: they [...]
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Army imparts priceless wisdom on the art of swallowing
A Maryland man was crowned King of the State of Maryland this weekend after consuming about a pound and a half of crabcakes in just under 3 minutes. Where could a human learn such a practice?
Hoover, 38, who is stationed at Fort Meade, credited his 18 years in the U.S. Army with giving him the attitude needed to [...]
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Bonner-oo Continues: A Baker’s Dozen Doesn’t Count
In case you were lucky or drunk enough to miss it, there is this lobbying firm in Washington that specializes in grassroots organizing Microsoft Paint and lying. Specifically what they do is copy (ctrl+c) the letterhead from a real organization, paste it (ctrl+v) at the top of a letter praising the benefits of coal or something, and then they [...]
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“Pre” School of Architectural Criticism Taking Hold
Three. That’s the number of design iterations that have now been put forth for the Atlantic Yards Barclays Center in South Brooklyn. Coincidentally, three also seems to be the average age of every critic and journalist assigned to cover the new design.
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Bingo! Update on Japanese Aliens
Just yesterday we broke the story on Aliens taking over the Japanese government. You might remember that near the end of that article we said this:
Sometimes all you have to do is provide leading coverage on one crappy story to catapult a crap website with mediocre, or even no content whatsoever, into one of the most highly trafficked sites [...]
Poking Holes in the Huntsville Donut Caper
Another day, another conspiracy here at WTPWB. This one takes us far from our Brooklyn roots, and down south to Todd P’s unfortunate home state of Texas. Specifically the micropolitan area of Huntsville, Texas. Yeah, it sounded familiar to us too. To save you the google search, you’re trying to come up with the name [...]
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Report: SLA Drunk on Power, SoCo