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Hey everyone! Let’s all deconstruct a Sarah Palin Op-ed!
Obviously there is no media outlet that views itself as being part of ‘the media.’ This is problematic, especially when media outlets write pieces about how Sarah Palin is juicing the media cycle by hopping on issues at the height of their short-lived, American attention span induced popularity (remember when Dave Letterman had an affair, or something? me neither).
Every editorial [...]
Regretful Florida full of Prudes
“Fuck the Adams-Onis Treaty.” That’s what we’d be saying right now if we were from Florida, instead of not being from Florida and making fun of it all the time.
But remember how Spain used to own Florida? Well, the two have definitely parted ways. In schools in Spain, the government is distributing leaflets and running an [...]
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Greetings from the Volunteer State
OK, so we’ve ripped on Tennessee in the past on this Web Log. We apologize:
McMinn County deputies found the 31-year-old Decatur man sleeping on his back in a roadside ditch, with a loaded rifle on his chest and an almost empty jar of moonshine in the bib of his overalls. Butler told deputies who woke him [...]
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Mailman chugs wine, mouthwash, sets lofty goals.
Greetings from Florida! As we have already established on this blog, the state of Florida is a land of alligator killing, hide-your-cocaine-in-your-anus go-getters! Well, let’s keep going on that streak.
A mailman in Boynton Beach, Florida was arrested recently. Turns out he was a little tipsy. As in blowing a .264 tipsy. Like most mail carriers, [...]
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Breaking: Crushing Balls not effective way to quit smoking
The chaps at Science Daily reported on a masochistic little study run by a bunch of Canadians regarding effective smoking cessation techniques. While the study found that crushing virtual packs of cigarettes provided a significant confidence boost for people trying to drop cigs, what is more interesting is what didn’t help:
“In a computer-generated virtual reality environment, one group simulated crushing [...]
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This Week in Pork.
I bet you didn’t realize how much was happening in the world of Pork this week. i’m here to enlighten:
Steve Phillips in hot water for Porking a Porker.
Pay Czar cuts the pork
Pork in North Carolina is shaped like iconic ‘Winter Celebration’ characters
Detroit gives a glimpse of what the poors are eating these days
And in a move that shocked [...]
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Money Shot
Bessy tells EU riot police in Brussels what’s really good. Picture via Cryptome
In other news:
Orally Taitz - Just terrifying
Have you heard about this Glenn Beck guy? He’s pretty mean!
Helpful! Want to transcribe all your voicemails?
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Absolute Goldmine: WTPWB Exclusive
This is absolutely incredible. See that bag of money and weapons over on the right there? Now imagine that bag turning up being the tamest crime you encountered in a given week. If you lived somewhere in Florida, where that bag of money turned up this week, that would probably be the case. Through general tooling around on the [...]
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The State of the State of the Union