This would be one of those things that I’ll invariably click on Huffington Post, knowing full well its going to be somehow awful, gross, disappointing, or wrong. Turns out AlterNet is the true predator here. Either way, it wouldn’t be worth posting at all if it weren’t for this quip (filed under problem number 4, “Your Vagina is Ugly”):
Because your labia are “unequal,” “elongated,” “large,” “irregular,” “floppy,” and “unfeminine.” (emphasis mine)
I’ve seen a lot of stuff in my day, but I have never, ever come across a vagina that is unfeminine. You could give it a crew cut and it’d still just be a tomboy. Feminity, to me, comes with the package — er, the vagina. And even more to the point — and this is one for those of us attracted to women — have any of you ever looked at a vagina and been all, “Nope, no sir. Too ugly”?
I didn’t think so. Because lets face it: sex is scarce. Not once-a-year scarce or even once-a-month scarce, but I think most of us (certainly most of this blog’s readership), given the means, would elect to get down more frequently, not less. And the likelihood of getting all the way to the part where vaginas come out and calling it off because of — what? aesthetics? — is pretty slim. In my experience.
The solution to this non-problem is a little procedure called labiaplasty, which is a facelift for your privates. Those run around $5,000 for, as one surgeon’s Web site apparently puts it, “the true Playboy aesthetic look.”
The 6 Weirdest Things Women Do to Their Vaginas
Can’t pass up a headline like that, can you?
This would be one of those things that I’ll invariably click on Huffington Post, knowing full well its going to be somehow awful, gross, disappointing, or wrong. Turns out AlterNet is the true predator here. Either way, it wouldn’t be worth posting at all if it weren’t for this quip (filed under problem number 4, “Your Vagina is Ugly”):
I’ve seen a lot of stuff in my day, but I have never, ever come across a vagina that is unfeminine. You could give it a crew cut and it’d still just be a tomboy. Feminity, to me, comes with the package — er, the vagina. And even more to the point — and this is one for those of us attracted to women — have any of you ever looked at a vagina and been all, “Nope, no sir. Too ugly”?
I didn’t think so. Because lets face it: sex is scarce. Not once-a-year scarce or even once-a-month scarce, but I think most of us (certainly most of this blog’s readership), given the means, would elect to get down more frequently, not less. And the likelihood of getting all the way to the part where vaginas come out and calling it off because of — what? aesthetics? — is pretty slim. In my experience.
The solution to this non-problem is a little procedure called labiaplasty, which is a facelift for your privates. Those run around $5,000 for, as one surgeon’s Web site apparently puts it, “the true Playboy aesthetic look.”