Comments on: Give a man a pizza, he eats for a day; teach a man to pizza… http://www.wheretoddpwontbe.com/2010/01/teach-a-man-to-pizza/ uncool in brooklyn, ny Tue, 24 Jan 2012 01:50:33 +0000 hourly 1 By: admin http://www.wheretoddpwontbe.com/2010/01/teach-a-man-to-pizza/comment-page-1/#comment-251 admin Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:54:04 +0000 http://www.wheretoddpwontbe.com/?p=769#comment-251 Well, their last marketing campaign, "30 minutes or less or your pizza is free" ended up killing a lot of delivery drivers. Incremental improvement. Well, their last marketing campaign, “30 minutes or less or your pizza is free” ended up killing a lot of delivery drivers. Incremental improvement.

]]> By: Evan http://www.wheretoddpwontbe.com/2010/01/teach-a-man-to-pizza/comment-page-1/#comment-250 Evan Mon, 11 Jan 2010 20:28:53 +0000 http://www.wheretoddpwontbe.com/?p=769#comment-250 It strikes me as a risky marketing ploy when admitting that your previous product fucking sucked, wait something like 20 years to improve the damned thing, and then announce to the world that you finally improved the shitty product. Obviously it wasn't like the last 3 months elicited a number of complaints from their die-hard Domino's consumers (see FATTIES) and which kicked the Creatives into overdrive. 40% more herbs? how about 40% more love? Also: "Just doesn’t look like the pie for my hole." HEHEHE It strikes me as a risky marketing ploy when admitting that your previous product fucking sucked, wait something like 20 years to improve the damned thing, and then announce to the world that you finally improved the shitty product.

Obviously it wasn’t like the last 3 months elicited a number of complaints from their die-hard Domino’s consumers (see FATTIES) and which kicked the Creatives into overdrive. 40% more herbs? how about 40% more love?

Also: “Just doesn’t look like the pie for my hole.” HEHEHE

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