Really, journos, really?

MSNBC profiles the weirdest scientific happenings of 2009. Okay. They got a dog to glow in the dark or something, whatever. But tell me, MSNBC, given all the clever out-of-work scribes we’ve got running around, is this the best you could do?

That’s one small step for rabbit penises, and potentially one giant hop for restorative surgery.

I guess I hoped what followed would be an article about how they attached legs to some rabbit dongs, because that’s science. Turns out they just castrated some rabbits, tossed their dicks, and then regrew them in a laboratory. They work like new, uh, “when the creations took on the right shape”.

It didn’t get any better from there. I’ll spare you the middle, but ladies and gentlemen alike will be pleased and likely surprised to learn they make Marilyn Monroe scented perfume. Science.

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