Monthly Archives: January 2010

Political one hitters

By jeff | Published: January 11, 2010
Best subhead/teaser ever, from Esquire: Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich has a new dog (Skittles), a new source of income (Elvis impersonations) and — despite an old worry (prison) — a confounding optimism. You have to read this. Wishful thinking: The New York Times is geared for a Gillibrand/Ford New York Senate primary rumble, while The Observer [...]
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Give a man a pizza, he eats for a day; teach a man to pizza…

By jeff | Published: January 11, 2010
No doubt you’ve seen the commercials for Domino’s new and improved recipe, featuring those delicious ingredients that comprise the bare minimum when you’re talking pizza: shredded cheese, sauce, dough, some toppings. What the fuck were they putting in there before? We considered giving it a shot this weekend, having worked up quite the hunger moving Chip [...]
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This setup seems familiar.

By jeff | Published: January 8, 2010
11:35pm-12:05am: Jay Leno 12:05am-1:05am: Conan O’Brien 1:05am-2:05am: Jimmy Fallon 11:35pm-12:05am: Jay Leno 12:05am-1:05am: Conan O’Brien 1:05am-2:05am: Jimmy Fallon 11:35pm-12:05am: Jay Leno 12:05am-1:05am: Conan O’Brien 1:05am-2:05am: Jimmy Fallon NBC burn in Hell.
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SURPRISE!

By jeff | Published: January 6, 2010
Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuce!
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Really, journos, really?

By jeff | Published: January 6, 2010
MSNBC profiles the weirdest scientific happenings of 2009. Okay. They got a dog to glow in the dark or something, whatever. But tell me, MSNBC, given all the clever out-of-work scribes we’ve got running around, is this the best you could do? That’s one small step for rabbit penises, and potentially one giant hop for restorative [...]
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I’ve been lied to and I am angry

By jeff | Published: January 4, 2010
1. THE ACTUAL JERSEY SHORE HASN’T BEEN THIS INTERESTING IN YEARS. Sorry to be blunt, but no one has found summer on the New Jersey coast exciting since the shark attacks of 1916. Bullet point two might just kill me. [New York Times]
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