Monthly Archives: January 2010
The State of the State of the Union
State of the union is tonight.
What I’ve found with the state of the union is that it’s a lot like Sriracha–a little bit goes a really really long way. I wish that just once, the president would say something shocking, or even just something new.
It seems like a big game, where the president’s goal is [...]
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John Edwards has a big’un
That lovechild game out at something like eight pounds nine ounc… wait what? His what is huge?
John Edwards has a sex tape. I don’t see why we wouldn’t cover this again, so thats it for now.
Also, by way of Animal New York, we’ve learned that the Hipster Grifter will be blogging for Animal New York. [...]
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The Youngs in Media
Daniel D’Addario, newly-crowned editor of Ivygate and chronicler of “Cornell Sorority Girls Act As Expected“, will appear on College Jeopardy in February. In search of why the college tourny is scheduled so early this year (my memory puts it in late summer/early fall), I found a message board with some inside shit on the audition [...]
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Why did The Office do a clip episode?
Does the Office's clip show signify anything?
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Chemical Ali executed; name to be reassigned to hip hop community
Ali Hassan al-Majid was a slippery sumbitch, but the fourth times the charm. And now hes dead.
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One shot! That’s one shot, kid! One shot!
Say what you will about the Jersey Shore crew, but if I’m ever in a bar brawl, I’m gonna make sure Ronnie’s got my back.
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These days
So, Times, what you’re telling me is, the kids are wearing bulletproof vests… for fashion? Does anyone want to deconstruct that move for me?
“The trend to protective gear is pretty strong right now,” said Richard Geist, the founder of Uncle Sam’s Army Navy Outfitters in downtown Manhattan. “It’s big with rappers, alternative types and even [...]
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For what its worth