Don’t mind me. I was just pulling quotes from the Tonya Harding (official!) Website to share with you, because Olympic-figure-skaters-turned-criminals-turned-kickboxers are totally hot right now. Why not leave you to explore? You’ll see momentarily. Let’s start with these gems. On fulfillment:
“It would be having enough money to go hunting and fishing and go to the big four-wheel-drive mud bogs,” she says. “And every once in a while put on a really pretty dress and go to dinner at a place like Applebee’s or something.”
and this Oregonian article, quoted non-ironically on the homepage:
“I really do believe,” says Christine Brennan, best known skating author, “that the boom that figure skating has experienced for a decade really started with what we know as ‘the whack heard ’round the world.’ . . . Everyone in figure skating, to this day, should be sending a thank-you note to Tonya Harding.”
You’d think trumpeting a quote about how the most significant thing to happen in your sport, ever, was when you tried to permanently disable a teammate would score highest in the Delusional Things to Put on the Internet meter. And you’d be right, if it weren’t for the archive of pornographic fan fiction Harding keeps up there (last updated YESTERDAY!):
I’ve often fantasized about taking her to a recently erupted volcano, because I know she has to be sick of the cold. We could lay on top of cooled magma rocks and just make out until were on fire. Then comes the eruption. It will always a gold medal love making session when you’re with me Tonya.
I figure you all are going to want to focus in on strange sex fantasies (maybe even write one of your own!*) so I figured we should get the business out of the way first. Don’t forget to check the rejected fantasies, with real comments from Tonya (or someone). All that, you can imagine, is pretty NSF W/the faint of heart (TFOH).
*Potential authors beware, heed Tonya’s advice: “If you want violence, it needs to be pretend, not real”
The Tonya Harding Experience
and this Oregonian article, quoted non-ironically on the homepage:
You’d think trumpeting a quote about how the most significant thing to happen in your sport, ever, was when you tried to permanently disable a teammate would score highest in the Delusional Things to Put on the Internet meter. And you’d be right, if it weren’t for the archive of pornographic fan fiction Harding keeps up there (last updated YESTERDAY!):
I figure you all are going to want to focus in on strange sex fantasies (maybe even write one of your own!*) so I figured we should get the business out of the way first. Don’t forget to check the rejected fantasies, with real comments from Tonya (or someone). All that, you can imagine, is pretty NSF W/the faint of heart (TFOH).
*Potential authors beware, heed Tonya’s advice: “If you want violence, it needs to be pretend, not real”