Oh sorry, I forgot this is a blog, and so we’re mandated to write something about Jersey Shore

We watched the fuck out of Jersey Shore last night, brah. Some stuff happened. Some real important stuff that I’d have a better handle on if it weren’t for all the beer and drug. Someone was in a hot tub, some babes made out in there, I think, maybe with The Situation? I don’t know, I just like the dude’s name.

Oh, right! This self-loathing MTV blog reminded me that Angelina left the show. I didn’t find myself connecting with her, anyway.

Then everyone went to the club. Someone cheated on a boyfriend.

Honestly? The only thing worth writing about this week is the preview clip for next week, which I guess makes this week mostly a waste of time. But next week, you’re gonna get to see this chick refer to someone’s ass as ugly, and then get decked in the face by that person.

Snookie gets decked in the face

Wow the more I watch it, the more it strikes me as disturbing. You really shouldn’t duff a girl in the face. Or anyone really. I wonder if it’ll ever stop being funny entirely.

Snookie gets decked in the face

We are a sick culture.. still, its pretty rich when her hat flies off.

Snookie gets decked in the face

Heh… haha… HAHAHA! You’ve got me, for at least one more week, MTV.

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