My brain is awash with golf/the name “Woods”/fucking puns, but I’ll skip all that and get down to biznaz: Tiger Woods was puttin’ it in women aside from his fantastically gorgeous Swedish model wife (seriously, I can hardly keep from grabbing my junk, Mickey Rourke-style, whenever I see a photo of this woman). He says so, in a preposterously veiled fashion, on his web site.
Seems about par for the course (BAM!).
As for who, precisely, Tiger’s putting it into, doesn’t really matter, but I’m assuming if it was Rachel Uchitel, as the National Inquirer and TMZ suggest, it probably had to do with the blowjob lips.
Just callin’ em as we see em over here.
And as for those lacerations on his face, well, looks like a nine-iron wielding Elin might’ve had something to do with it. Good for her.
[Hat Tip: The Superficial]
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I must say that those are quite the digital subscriber lines
they’re mad broadband.