Monthly Archives: December 2009
Sledge-o-dickhead
Hey check it out, its a really awful play on words, used as a headline. Now I’d like to perform a song for you all:
We’re still stuck in the sixties… blahbity blah blah blah blaaaah
Look, I’m as big a fan of asshole comedy as probably anyone, but who the fuck does Gallagher think he is, [...]
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To think of Alex Guarnaschelli having a -gasm of any sort makes my insides turn to ice.
Hey Alex, what’s shaking? Based on that look, I’d guess the parts between your legs.
EEEW.
Remember your fourth grade teacher? Mine was called — spelled phonetically to protect the guilty (me) and because I don’t know how to spell — Ms. Hipsch. Rhymes with bitch, which gets good mileage if you’re in fourth grade and your [...]
Republican infighting is so cute fucked up sometimes.
Captain Kirk’s racist homophobe of a primary challenger is getting fresh on air, accusing the sitting congressman of getting fresher with Lt. Sulu, or something related to Star Trek so that I can keep the Captain Kirk thing going until the end of this sentence. Whew, made it. Hotline:
Frequent candidate Andy Martin (R) has launched [...]
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Where Todd P. Won’t Be went on vacation…
…but Politico stayed on vacation.
Investigative journalism at its nonexistent-ist.
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Bernie Kerik has a flickr.
And this is the address: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bernardkerik/
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The people who make information for Republicans have no sense whatever.
Today I (D-Brooklyn) recieved my first e-mail from GOP chairman Michael Steele who, as we and many, many others have noted, sucks bad at his job. What am I doing on Republican mailing lists, you ask? Short answer: I have no fucking clue. But for those of you signed up for the DNC list, just [...]
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The World is Round, Muffuckas
Suck it, Tom Friedman. Daniel Gross analyzes the “surprisingly steep decline in world trade.” [Slate]
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On a serious note, regarding a prominent issue in the national dialogue