“Fuck the Adams-Onis Treaty.” That’s what we’d be saying right now if we were from Florida, instead of not being from Florida and making fun of it all the time.
But remember how Spain used to own Florida? Well, the two have definitely parted ways. In schools in Spain, the government is distributing leaflets and running an ad campaign to basically teach kids how to rub one out. Sounds pretty great–informative stuff.
But down in Florida, it’s a different story. Teachers there get fired for simply standing in front of the class, approaching the chalkboard, and drawing a map of America with a big throbbing peni..nsula hanging off the southeast corner.
Regretful Florida full of Prudes
But remember how Spain used to own Florida? Well, the two have definitely parted ways. In schools in Spain, the government is distributing leaflets and running an ad campaign to basically teach kids how to rub one out. Sounds pretty great–informative stuff.
But down in Florida, it’s a different story. Teachers there get fired for simply standing in front of the class, approaching the chalkboard, and drawing a map of America with a big throbbing peni..nsula hanging off the southeast corner.