Monthly Archives: November 2009

Teens too stupid, fat for military

By jeff | Published: November 5, 2009
About 75 percent of the country’s 17- to 24-year-olds are ineligible for military service, largely because they are poorly educated, overweight and have physical ailments that make them unfit for the armed forces, according to a report to be issued Thursday. Seems to me people should be more alarmed about this. [Washington Post]
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Mailman chugs wine, mouthwash, sets lofty goals.

By glenn | Published: November 5, 2009
Greetings from Florida! As we have already established on this blog, the state of Florida is a land of alligator killing, hide-your-cocaine-in-your-anus go-getters! Well, let’s keep going on that streak. A mailman in Boynton Beach, Florida was arrested recently. Turns out he was a little tipsy. As in blowing a .264 tipsy. Like most mail carriers, [...]
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Breaking news from The Onion real life

By jeff | Published: November 4, 2009
Man Stabbed Self to Keep Job NOVEMBER 3–Meet Aaron Siebers. The 27-year-old Denver man, a Blockbuster employee, was skateboarding yesterday afternoon when he fell and ripped his uniform pants. Due to work last night–and concerned about getting “written up” by Blockbuster superiors for not wearing his work-issued khakis–Siebers came up with a harebrained idea.
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You know you’re paying for that, right?

By jeff | Published: November 3, 2009
Nielsen has recently reported that 46% of viewers aren’t skipping the commercials on their pre-recorded DVR programs. That number seemed ridiculously high to us, so we’re asking you: Do you watch, skip, or run to the kitchen on commercials? What lunatic would voluntarily.. ah, whatever, I give up. In a world in which this blog can [...]
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This is a public service announcement… WITH A CHOIR

By jeff | Published: November 3, 2009
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‘The Whole Thing is Fucked’

By jeff | Published: November 2, 2009
Patrick from Titus Andronicus had a pretty shitty Halloween, which inspires some deep thinking on the hipster set, which inspires criticism, which we agree with wholeheartedly. Blogging!
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