Wait. Wait a minute. Just you wait a goddamned minute here. I don’t want an oven-free Thanksgiving.
I admit, with my dwindling family becoming older, more senile, and more frail by the day, we’ve been known to phone in our holiday meals — literally. But its not the same, and if you’re under the age of, say, 60, you have no excuse not to throw down on your own Thanksgiving dinner. I’d do it myself, but I’m generally too busy wheeling around the olds to get my stuffing on.
WTPWB already had its staff Thanksgiving (made easier by the fact that we live in the same house). I got pwn3d by an unforgiving recipe for pumpkin pie, which ended up being “pumpkin slop you can put over ice cream, if only we had ice cream,” but fuck it, that’s half the fun.
Still, if you’ve gotta cop out, stick with Brooklyn Based and you’ll be coppin’ out in style, and at reasonable prices! We can vouch for Marlow, their sons, their daughters, iCi, and Applewood.
An Oven-Free Thanksgiving!
I admit, with my dwindling family becoming older, more senile, and more frail by the day, we’ve been known to phone in our holiday meals — literally. But its not the same, and if you’re under the age of, say, 60, you have no excuse not to throw down on your own Thanksgiving dinner. I’d do it myself, but I’m generally too busy wheeling around the olds to get my stuffing on.
WTPWB already had its staff Thanksgiving (made easier by the fact that we live in the same house). I got pwn3d by an unforgiving recipe for pumpkin pie, which ended up being “pumpkin slop you can put over ice cream, if only we had ice cream,” but fuck it, that’s half the fun.
Still, if you’ve gotta cop out, stick with Brooklyn Based and you’ll be coppin’ out in style, and at reasonable prices! We can vouch for Marlow, their sons, their daughters, iCi, and Applewood.