Yesterday we touched on Michael Steele’s cool new blog on the cool new RNC website. Today, we want to dig a little deeper. It is hilarious, shocking, and somewhat impressive how little Republicans seem to understand the internet. Equally impressive is how they’ve managed to stay so in tune with their young constituents, even in light of this massive hurdle.
Zum Beispiel, see here how Michael Steele describes the GOP’s new rebranding, which “will be avant garde, technically. It will come to table with things that will surprise everyone — off the hook.” While highly nuanced, what he is doing here is using terms that will appeal in “urban-suburban hip-hop settings.”
As for the GOP’s new website , it seems that Steele and company have some ‘avant garde’ ideas as to how to run a website. For example, after claiming that the site would reflect “what is going on in the streets,” Steele seemed incredulous when people asked him why it was crashing: “It’s a little thing called traffic??” I mean seriously, have these libtard reporters ever even BEEN in the streets? THEY ARE FULL OF CARS AND TRAFFIC YOU MORONS! Michael Steele is simply helping all the “one armed midgets” confined to “urban-suburban hip-hop settings” understand what is REALLY GOOD in the streets.
Steele also seems to have a tenuous understanding of how websites are created. One would think that if you led an organization that was launching a website, you could probably see it before it went live, with no real loss of integrity. But fuck that. Steele was cranking it out:
Despite the initial problems, Steele remained energetic and excited about the site during the call, explaining that he was awake at 3 a.m. to access the site as soon it launched. “I had a cup of coffee and a Red Bull and I was ready to rock and roll,” the chairman said.
Republicans using the internet: Terrifying, Hilarious, Precious
Yesterday we touched on Michael Steele’s cool new blog on the cool new RNC website. Today, we want to dig a little deeper. It is hilarious, shocking, and somewhat impressive how little Republicans seem to understand the internet. Equally impressive is how they’ve managed to stay so in tune with their young constituents, even in light of this massive hurdle.
Zum Beispiel, see here how Michael Steele describes the GOP’s new rebranding, which “will be avant garde, technically. It will come to table with things that will surprise everyone — off the hook.” While highly nuanced, what he is doing here is using terms that will appeal in “urban-suburban hip-hop settings.”
As for the GOP’s new website , it seems that Steele and company have some ‘avant garde’ ideas as to how to run a website. For example, after claiming that the site would reflect “what is going on in the streets,” Steele seemed incredulous when people asked him why it was crashing: “It’s a little thing called traffic??” I mean seriously, have these libtard reporters ever even BEEN in the streets? THEY ARE FULL OF CARS AND TRAFFIC YOU MORONS! Michael Steele is simply helping all the “one armed midgets” confined to “urban-suburban hip-hop settings” understand what is REALLY GOOD in the streets.
Steele also seems to have a tenuous understanding of how websites are created. One would think that if you led an organization that was launching a website, you could probably see it before it went live, with no real loss of integrity. But fuck that. Steele was cranking it out:
Despite the initial problems, Steele remained energetic and excited about the site during the call, explaining that he was awake at 3 a.m. to access the site as soon it launched. “I had a cup of coffee and a Red Bull and I was ready to rock and roll,” the chairman said.
[Article] from Politico
And to carry us out, just one more example of Republicans being really cute with computers:
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