Monthly Archives: October 2009
Absolute Goldmine: WTPWB Exclusive
This is absolutely incredible. See that bag of money and weapons over on the right there? Now imagine that bag turning up being the tamest crime you encountered in a given week. If you lived somewhere in Florida, where that bag of money turned up this week, that would probably be the case. Through general tooling around on the [...]
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Report: SLA Drunk on Power, SoCo
Gothamist reported earlier today on a the culmination of a two year report on practices within the State Liquor Authority. Basically the report concluded that the SLA is the most corrupt, poorly run, and generally inefficient government office, EVER. This makes a lot of sense. Among other factors, the report contends that a “lax internal [...]
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Potty Shot
This is awesome, and further proves our hypothesis that bringing anything Seinfeld related into the workplace can only end in tears. It also proves our hypothesis that South Africa is just completely full of crazy shit happening everywhere. Short version is that a boss shot an employee in the cankle for using the management bathroom. But perhaps [...]
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Forever in your debt, charitable God of Mischief
The Hipster Grifter’s mailing address (or should I say jailing address, HAW HAW HAW) is on the internet. Matter of fact, now its on the internet twice:
Kari Farrell (Inmate SO 295558)
Salt Lake County Correctional Facility
3415 South 900 West
Salt Lake City, UT 84119
For the uninitiated, Farrell spent the last few years between sea and shining sea, [...]
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Three felonies a day keep the man at bay
Civil liberties attorney Harvey Silvergate estimates the average person commits three felonies a day, and we’re all, “that’s all?!”
Probably not, particularly if you’re working on the internet. Like this guy, mentioned in a WSJ piece about Silvergate:
In 2001, a man named Bradford Councilman was charged in Massachusetts with violating the wiretap laws. He worked at [...]
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Money Shot