Monthly Archives: October 2009
And now I know
Holy Baader-Meinhof: I was in the shower this morning, thinking about — this is going to be one of those truths that makes people question my sexuality, isn’t it? – what Bradley Whitford was up to since that shitty show he was on a few years back was cancelled, and now I know:
Bradley Whitford has been tapped to [...]
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“Now you can eat all the Chipotle you want, and still have underwear that sparkles and shines!”
South Park pays homage, or something, to Billy Mays:
On a personal note, I lived about a half-block from a Chipotle in college, and, well, lets just say South Park nailed it here.
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Ba-rack Hoosain won a great big prize, exposes dumbfukkery on Twitter, OMG
So, what does the next generation of social networking look like when confined to the parameters of a text message?
A lot like an adolescent’s mobile, apparently. Not that all children are stupid. Some children are definitely stupid, but, as demonstrated by Frances Bean Cobain’s going aggro on Ali Lohan — via Twitter, obviously — its not so much stupidity [...]
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Tracy Jordan is so wholesome compared to himself
Tracy Morgan started a Twitter. Here’s something from it:
my dickhead is shaped liked a darth vadar helmet. my dick is so fat it looks like r2d2
Why is it the only response I can think of is, “then mine’s c3po” come to think of it…
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…And with a name like that
Murfreesboro — which is in Tennessee, we think; there’s also one in Arkansas, whatever, doesn’t matter – has got to stop hiring the meth addicts to work in the schools. This week alone has landed two teachers in the clink for bizarre offenses. In the first, Accutane ”before” model third-grade teacher Angela M. Strube got caught with her [...]
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This is why I don’t do surveys on the internet
I took Vanity Fair’s Proust Questionnaire, and, turns out, of all celebrities to fill it out, I’m most like Joan Didion.
Downer.
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‘Nostalgia for an age that never existed’
Here’s something Michael Jackson and Gourmet Magazine had in common: nobody gave two fucks until they were gone. One fuck, maybe.
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David v. Goliath
…assuming David is some overzealous pedicab road hog and Goliath is a regular cabbie who doesn’t seem to have too many scruples about running folks over:
[via Gothamist]
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Reading this blog is good for you
Good news for the weblog set: the New York Times reports that non sequitur experiences — what Freud called “The Uncanny” — might heighten creativity. We’ll be spending the rest of the day rereading our conspiracies and watching that Ninja Turtles/Trip-six mashup, and then drawing pictures.
RELATED: Real estate lawyer Aaron Shmulewtiz and others say pot [...]
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