Its CMJ, fer chrissakes, which means that poseur indie kids from all over the damn country descend on our fair city with hopes to copulate with poseur indie kids from our fair city. Hat tip to FREEwilliamsburg for pointing out a few resonant craigslist gems. Here’s our take:
Our first subject uses the keyword search method, combined with a little bribery (m4w):
hipster soulmate – 24 (b’wick)
looking for cute hipster girls with whom to share my soul, or my CMJ PASS!!!!!!!! SEXY INDIE BROOKLYN HIPSTER NERDY LIBRARIAN GUIDED BY VOICES GLASSES BOURBON LEFTIST IPOD CUTE KITSCH WORD SALAD SELF-AWARENESS MARKET HOTEL KINKY FALAFEL SNARKY L TRAIN COFFEE AND A OCCASIONAL STEAK
Where Todd P. Won’t Be Effectiveness rating: 2.3/10
CMJ anyone? – 25 (East Village)
I want to go to some shows with someone.
anyone want to see some?
Rating: 1/10
A missed connection: dear doc-filmmaker, indie-music blogger of my dreams – 28 (West Village)
We chatted most the party away–Neal, you and I–then agreed to meet your friends at SOB. The stupid taxies kept passing us by, so we hoofed it the whole way. $30 bucks wasn’t so bad for all three of us!
You shuffled through your numerous business cards for several minutes, when all I wanted to do was snatch one out of your hands. My Southern sensibilities prevented such an intrusion.
I tracked down GFP via Amanda, so maybe we’ll bump into each other during CMJ. I want to talk with you more about film and music while proving how much you sparked the joie de à vivre into my Sunday morning.
Catch me soon Em? Z
Rating: 8/10
Sexy rocker boy on tour From Chicago here till the 25th – m4w – 26 (Newark/Manhattan)
Hey Girls I’m a very attractive rocker boy on tour with my band from chicago. I’m looking for an attractive, clean, std free woman to show me a good time while I’m in town for CMJ.
Ill be staying in Newark at the holiday inn but will also be spending a lot of time in Manhattan. I’ve never been to NYC before so I’m really excited.
please reply with at least three recent photos and or myspace/facebook link.
I will be in town till the 25th
cheers dolls!!
Rating: -5/10 (Immediate disqualification for being in Newark; additional points off for using the term “dolls” outside of a conversation about Mad Men.
Going Native
Our first subject uses the keyword search method, combined with a little bribery (m4w):
hipster soulmate – 24 (b’wick)
Where Todd P. Won’t Be Effectiveness rating: 2.3/10
CMJ anyone? – 25 (East Village)
Rating: 1/10
A missed connection: dear doc-filmmaker, indie-music blogger of my dreams – 28 (West Village)
Rating: 8/10
Sexy rocker boy on tour From Chicago here till the 25th – m4w – 26 (Newark/Manhattan)
Rating: -5/10 (Immediate disqualification for being in Newark; additional points off for using the term “dolls” outside of a conversation about Mad Men.