Caucasian sober guy, in attempt to represent, misrepresents.

OH BOY! What a morning for one-offs.

Martha Stewart showed up at Brooklyn Flea this weekend. Beeooooorrriiinng.

Except, I wonder if she’s familiar with the Brownstoner blog — which I’m not allowed to read because I didn’t pass the requisite credit check — because if not, she might be confused as to why this guy self-declares as a “Brown Stoner”

Brown Stoner?