Monthly Archives: September 2009
‘Housekeeping… you want towel?’ … ‘No towel, need sleepy.’
Oh hey we have a blog still.
Some linkage to start your day off right:
This snuggie stuff has got to stop for the love of God.
Trent Reznor found you can find happiness in… happiness.
Meghan McCain: Mess with me and I will pull your weave.
Today’s hipster beating.
And housekeeping: Some spam fuckers have our number, and we’ve been [...]
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People who read our blog are Rich. Or at least not awful.
We’re pretty sure that insulting entire states is probably not the best way to achieve our recently stated goal to gain readership in every state, but as we’ve been known to say around the WTPWB offices, “fuck it.” We’ve noticed two things about the states where people have chosen to not read our blog: they [...]
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Where we won’t be — for now
Milestones are important for young blogs, and while we got a bit of a jump on things because of our Gothamist pickup the other day, we haven’t achieved, how you say, full coverage — nine Our Great Nation’s fifty states have not yet graced us with their presence, so we set out to find out [...]
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Jesus saves, Gretzky scores, Kanye West does something bogus, blogosphere reacts in kind.
By now you know Kanye West did a bad thing at the VMA’s… Thats the Video Music Awards, which I think is on something like MTV6 these days. It was pretty wack when he went up on stage to disparage an artist Taylor Swift while she gave her acceptance speech, but I’m sure everyone will [...]
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Army imparts priceless wisdom on the art of swallowing
A Maryland man was crowned King of the State of Maryland this weekend after consuming about a pound and a half of crabcakes in just under 3 minutes. Where could a human learn such a practice?
Hoover, 38, who is stationed at Fort Meade, credited his 18 years in the U.S. Army with giving him the attitude needed to [...]
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nsfw: ninja turtles and three six mafia’s “lick my nuts” lines up perfectly
Happy Sunday. Friend of WTPWB Dan sends us this find:
My buddy picked up this video from a gas station for like $5. By a crazy coincidence we found that this triple six song synches up with it perfectly and just in time for Christmas!
It is uncanny, no?
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Bonner-oo Continues: A Baker’s Dozen Doesn’t Count
In case you were lucky or drunk enough to miss it, there is this lobbying firm in Washington that specializes in grassroots organizing Microsoft Paint and lying. Specifically what they do is copy (ctrl+c) the letterhead from a real organization, paste it (ctrl+v) at the top of a letter praising the benefits of coal or something, and then they [...]
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Rhetorical EXPLOSION
The flags are at half staff and the spotlights are on full blast. Its nine-eleven. Nine-one-one, for you mouth-breathing Pennsatucky Republicans. The Big Day. September 11. A day to take pause, or, if it happens to be your particular field, partake in a little blowhardism and political jockeying.
Ah yes, a day rife for what we [...]
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Update: Courtney Love will commit sexual violence against your children, probably.
The other day, I suggested that perhaps — just maybe — putting Kurt Cobain’s likeness into a video game was a little bit crass. Turns out, his late wife (no, really, shes late to everything — we were supposed to interview her today and she never showed up) agrees with me.
Sort of.
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