Texas, as you know, does it big. Not only have they built this monstrosity of a football stadium (did you know that the structure is longer than the Empire State Building is tall? Do they know that is a thoroughly unimpressive statistic?), but they even manage to seat a cross-section of geriatric professional blowhards in the same area, a sort of Lord Brahma of blowhardism.
Late hit: the pool of drool at their feet could be contained and used to extinguish a forest fire.