A few weeks back we reported on “Sir” Allen “Don’t call it a Ponzi Scheme” Stanford being removed from jail in order to be hospitalized, because his heartbeat was at the rate of a ruby throated hummingbird. Seems like he isn’t much more comfortable these days.
On Thursday, Stanford headed back to the hospital after he was seriously f’ed up in a fight with a fellow inmate. While his lawyer claimed the injuries were “superficial,” the report of a concussion, two black eyes and a broken nose seems pretty damn insightful to us. No word yet on whether the disgraced financier plans to re-gender his noble prefix, but rest assured that we won’t stop covering this story anytime soon.
Hoosegow to Hospice
On Thursday, Stanford headed back to the hospital after he was seriously f’ed up in a fight with a fellow inmate. While his lawyer claimed the injuries were “superficial,” the report of a concussion, two black eyes and a broken nose seems pretty damn insightful to us. No word yet on whether the disgraced financier plans to re-gender his noble prefix, but rest assured that we won’t stop covering this story anytime soon.