If you didn’t read that, let me tell you how it boils down. Basically, that site you love to hate, Look at This Fucking Hipster, couldn’t get enough of its actual subjects to sign the waiver for their upcoming (surely to be deck as fuck) book, so they’re hiring real, live posers to model in their “best (worst) hipster attire.”
Nyuck, nyuck.
They’ll be shooting this Friday, September 4 between 11am-5pm at:
233 Norman Ave. between Russell and N Henry in Greenpoint. Buzz #202.
Unfortunately, WTPWB won’t be able to make it, because we have, you know, day jobs and so forth (laame), things to do during the day, you know how it goes.
Where do you come in? Well, the way we see it, these douches are just asking to be pranked/messed with/disrupted. As pacifists, or at least lazy folks, we don’t condone or encourage violence of any kind (although stunts like theirs surely try our patience), but whatever you come up with to otherwise FUCK SHIT UP at this photo shoot, we encourage you to totally go for it.
We’re a young blog, and we’ve heard that young blogs can make a name by giving stuff away, so if you can document your stunt and send us some pics/documentation (which we’ll post, anonymously, on this website), Jeff will give you his iPod. No, that’s not a joke.
ONE FREE IPOD TO THE FUNNIEST, MOST ELABORATE OR MOST INTERESTING PRANKSTER.
It’s 80 gigs, with a bunch of music on it if you want. You read it here first.
Ass covering: We are dead serious about the nonviolence thing. Anyone gets hurt, anything expensive gets broken, any animals harmed, that’s all on you. And you lose the contest. And maybe go to jail. Consider yourself warned.
WE’RE HAVING A CONTEST
First read this. See you in a minute.
If you didn’t read that, let me tell you how it boils down. Basically, that site you
love tohate, Look at This Fucking Hipster, couldn’t get enough of its actual subjects to sign the waiver for their upcoming (surely to be deck as fuck) book, so they’re hiring real, live posers to model in their “best (worst) hipster attire.”Nyuck, nyuck.
They’ll be shooting this Friday, September 4 between 11am-5pm at:
233 Norman Ave. between Russell and N Henry in Greenpoint. Buzz #202.
Unfortunately, WTPWB won’t be able to make it, because we have, you know, day jobs and so forth (laame), things to do during the day, you know how it goes.
Where do you come in? Well, the way we see it, these douches are just asking to be pranked/messed with/disrupted. As pacifists, or at least lazy folks, we don’t condone or encourage violence of any kind (although stunts like theirs surely try our patience), but whatever you come up with to otherwise FUCK SHIT UP at this photo shoot, we encourage you to totally go for it.
We’re a young blog, and we’ve heard that young blogs can make a name by giving stuff away, so if you can document your stunt and send us some pics/documentation (which we’ll post, anonymously, on this website), Jeff will give you his iPod. No, that’s not a joke.
ONE FREE IPOD TO THE FUNNIEST, MOST ELABORATE OR MOST INTERESTING PRANKSTER.
It’s 80 gigs, with a bunch of music on it if you want. You read it here first.
Ass covering: We are dead serious about the nonviolence thing. Anyone gets hurt, anything expensive gets broken, any animals harmed, that’s all on you. And you lose the contest. And maybe go to jail. Consider yourself warned.