Army imparts priceless wisdom on the art of swallowing

MDCCA Maryland man was crowned King of the State of Maryland this weekend after consuming about a pound and a half of crabcakes in just under 3 minutes. Where could a human learn such a practice?

Hoover, 38, who is stationed at Fort Meade, credited his 18 years in the U.S. Army with giving him the attitude needed to win an eating contest. “The Army has taught me to inhale first, taste later,” Hoover said.

Well that makes sense, especially when you consider what they eat in the army these days. But it probably also had something to do with this guy being from Maryland. Just the night before this digusting spectacle, the winner had enjoyed “soft crab stuffed with crab Imperial.”

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