Monthly Archives: September 2009
Late hit: the pool of drool at their feet could be contained and used to extinguish a forest fire.
Texas, as you know, does it big. Not only have they built this monstrosity of a football stadium (did you know that the structure is longer than the Empire State Building is tall? Do they know that is a thoroughly unimpressive statistic?), but they even manage to seat a cross-section of geriatric professional blowhards in [...]
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Hoosegow to Hospice
A few weeks back we reported on “Sir” Allen “Don’t call it a Ponzi Scheme” Stanford being removed from jail in order to be hospitalized, because his heartbeat was at the rate of a ruby throated hummingbird. Seems like he isn’t much more comfortable these days.
On Thursday, Stanford headed back to the hospital after he was [...]
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Laziest fucking bloggers on the planet.
CRIPES, ME.
At the very least, you’d think we would want to say a little something about Lebowski Fest, which rolled — haw haw — through NYC this past week. Yesterday, the day before, and the day before that, specifically. Might’ve helped, for the, whatever, fifteen or twenty of you hangers-on from our big day, for [...]
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How Original.
Having fantasized (more than you’d like to know) about becoming a US Postal worker in order to steal other peoples’ Netflix DVDs, I’m wondering why this is the first time I’ve heard of this caper actually having gone down.
[via Vulture]
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A Terrance Howard Reminder: Stay Calm in the Santa Line
One time, long ago, this blog was, I think, rooted in some sort of ‘perspective,’ having something to do with inclusiveness and making a mockery of “the scene,” promoting local events, or something like that. I don’t remember. Its around here somewhere.
But check this shit out.
Here I was, looking at this post at Videogum about [...]
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BREAKING: Blog post sparks semi-sane debate about important topic
Gothamist posted a reader-submitted photograph today (reposted here, to the left), of a sign outside the Williamsburg bar Hugs, which, at first glance, seems to be a fairly direct exclusion of a certain demographic.
For what its worth, my personal take is that, inadvertently or otherwise, there is a racial element present here, but aside from [...]
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What is a Juggalo? Probably Not Todd P
Perhaps the most interesting part of this story is that these guys are still around. Actually that’s all I wanted to draw your attention to. The insane clown posse is still around. This came to light because some DA in Pennsylvania designated fans of the musical ‘group’ to be a gang. Probably a decent idea, [...]
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They really on us on this.
Last week or so, we covered swine flu preparedness at one of NYC’s public schools, in which one IS238 student laments the pressures of compliance.
There he is giving a model sneeze, which, it turns out, some adults haven’t yet gotten the hang of. Take Chuck Todd, for instance, who apparently has been playing a little [...]
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The Skint hooked it up today