‘And Now He’s Dead’

Surely you’ll be reading / listening to / watching this and that about the death of Ted Kennedy until your eyes bleed blue today, which is exactly what you should be doing. We’re legitimately sad, but that didn’t stop us from chuckling some at Gawker’s raunchy obit. If good governance is predicated on who we’d want to have a beer with, well, then lets hope for a reanimation (followed by a playground-style beating up and stealing lunch money from a certain saucy former president).

RIP, Teddy.