Monthly Archives: August 2009
Where Todd P won’t surf
One pales to conceive how shitty the internet used to be. No whining.
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Happy Gilmore @ the Putting Lot
We’ve been meaning to check out The Putting Lot, the abandoned space turned miniature golf course in Bushwick. Tonight they’ll screen Happy Gilmore, the fourth film in a series that included golf greats Tin Cup and Caddyshack. Film’s at 8:30; come early to play a free round on their nine-hole course, each of which was [...]
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These Pretzels, are making me thirsty
We might need Dr. Sanjay Gupta to help out with this one. In another WTPWB exclusive, we are going to take a look at why it is that getting convicted of a multi-billion dollar fraud seems to severely disrupt normal heart function.
If you’ve been following the mess around Allen Stanford, including today’s creepy new details about blood [...]
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Where nobody should be (or, Jeff gets in a fight on the internet)
Yelp is a wretched, boiling cesspool of no-talent, know-nothing assholes (that one in particular reviewed Times Square of all places, cripes) with nothing better to do than sling mud a back and a forth all day — we love it. Still, gratification is hard to come by in that community; aside from their paltry comment [...]
A quick reminder:
sat⋅ire
–noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.
[dictionary.com]
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Weekend Caution: Places Todd P may be
Here at WTPWB, we are obviously commited to helping you avoid Todd P at all costs. To that end, here are all the shows that you should make sure to totally avoid this weekend. We made sure to include venue, time of the show, price, and even nearby subway stations, so that you can plan as effectively as possible to [...]
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Todd P has never been here.
Hakuna Matata: Truly the antithesis of the Hipster Mantra, which would be more along the lines of ”Tons of Matata and some light crying”.
Oh Jesus
OH Boy!! We’re not at all about conspiracy theories here at WTPWB, which is exactly why it may seem surprising that here we are, bringing you an exclusive look at THE BIGGEST CONSPIRACY EVER CONSPIRED. And who is at the bottom of this shady deal? Todd P of course.
It’s obvious to any hipster worth his [...]
Late notice: Street Fight
Street Fight, Marshall Curry’s doc about the 2002 mayoral race in Newark (“An incumbent in Newark, only loses office if he dies or is indicted” -Curry) is screening at Rev. Billy’s Campaign HQ tonight at 8pm. A look at this and the “dirty jerz” moniker makes a lot more sense.
Details: Thursday 8/27, 8pm, Reverend Billy [...]
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