“Good morning, everyone!”
“Good Morning Ms. Huffington!”
“Today we’re going to learn a little bit about irony. I know you’ve heard the term, but can anyone tell me what it means?”
*pause*
“Okay, well, say, for example, that we ran a headline saying, umm, something like ‘Hillary Clinton to go defuse tensions in Israel’, but juxtaposed that against a photograph of her looking like she’s training for the featherweight champ– Hey! That’s not half bad!”




High-atus
Figure its prudent to announce an extended stay-cation for WTPWB. We’ll be back with a new format sometime in the, you know, future. Thanks for reading, keep those RSS subscriptions live, and in the words of Vigo the Carpathian (Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Moldavia and, in some circles, Vigo the Butch), “Death is but a door; time is but a window; I’ll be back.”