Brought to you by the number 8

If blog software had its way, eight would be the new 13; one trending fail WTPWB has been noticing lately is the inadvertent smiley in numbered lists, where the number 8 should be. Take, for example, this list of “types of bitches,” found here.

(cropped at number 12, my personal fave)

This: 8) is an emoticon, you see, depicting a smiling face with some sort of glasses on. I guess this is as good a time as any to see if THIS blog will make the same mistake.

UPDATE: So umm anyone know how to turn that off?

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Facebook: used more on the weekend.

Two points to make about this World Editors Forum story:

1. No fucking shit more articles are shared on Facebook over the weekend; most of us have lives, things to do during the day, etc. Doesn’t it follow that not only will one see an increase in article trading by way of FB, but a general increase in site-usage? Particularly if you consider the number of students on there, particularly middle- and high-schoolers, who (if memory serves) tend to live a more regimented life during the week.

2. This sort of data is, or could be, key to emerging forms of ethnography and social science having to do with the internet. This is something of a pipe dream, but it would be better, more accurate, and less onerous for those who study digital culture if Facebook would open itself to the release of these sorts of statistics (taking into account all privacy concerns, of course) to the public. They could probably even sell that data, and I wouldn’t be opposed to that. The bottom line is, they’re sitting on a wealth of juicy sociological and statistical data and being pretty closed-minded about its use.

[via Mediagazer]

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For what its worth

(Trivia: How many times has that been used as a headline on this blog?)

Just heard a little bit of interesting info on the Diane Rehm Show’s Friday News Roundup from last week.

So as we all know, Iran has been building uranium enrichment facilities for a while now, but the number of functional enrichment facilities in Iran is smaller than it was since it began its enrichment program a… while back. A pretty long time ago? Don’t know the year, sorry.

But it kind of puts into perspective why, for example, we haven’t blown that country to smithereens, and why the world community doesn’t seem as preoccupied with it as the U.S. does.

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Hyperbole!

The Gothamist headline, copped from the NY Post says, “Police Bust Massive Rockaway Drug Ring

But the content suggests neither “massive” nor “ring,” in the Don Corelone sense of the word, anyway. First, lets talk weight:

Police seized 41 bags of crack, 230 bags of marijuana, and smaller amounts of heroin and Oxycontin.

That’s referred to as “a decent weekend” here Where Todd P Won’t Be HQ. As for personnel:

Officers cuffed 45 suspects including members of the Bloods, Crips, and Money Over Bitches gangs.

So what’s happened is, NYPD — after a protracted investigation that I’m pretty sure I could’ve handled over the course of an afternoon — has managed to find 45 dime-bag dealers in the Hammel Houses, a public housing complex in The Rockaways. Its a lot of people, in terms of sheer numbers, but not really all that noteworthy considering the Hammel Houses are essentially a miniature city unto themselves:

Hammel Houses on the Rockaway peninsula in Queens consists of 14 buildings, 6 and 7-stories high with 712 apartments housing some 1,994 residents. Completed April 30, 1955, the 14.16-acre complex is bordered by Beach 81st and Beach 86th Streets, Hammels and Rockaway Beach Boulevards.

So 45 small time crooks in a community of nearly 2,000 people… that’s the approximate rate of return police get running drug dogs up and down the hallways of my high school on the west side of Milwaukee. The difference is, as far as I can tell, that there is no shit tabloid equivalent to the Post/Daily News in Milwaukee, and the real newspaper, such as it is, doesn’t have time or inclination to cover non-entities like this.

So why all the fuss here in the Big Apple? The Post/Daily News emphasize this trash because they emphasize every piece of trash that vilifies poor people or can somehow stir the “us vs. them” pot, where “us” equals their readership which informal observation suggests mainly consists of overweight moustached white men, aged 40-70 and “them” equals anyone who lacks the means to buy a paper. The perfect venue for some good old fashioned scare-mongering. The Post is second to none in that department, and, as always, readers swarm to lap that shit up. One comment, from the Post:

Sharpton, where are you, your brothers need you. Why is it your never around when your people need you, but only when whites are involved?

You’ll find similarly ignorant, though less venomous, commentary in the Daily News.

So, to recap: innocuous drug bust –> victory trumpeting by police –> picked up by crummy daily –> hyperbolized –> misinformed readers figure everyone in the projects deals drugs (which is really code for minorities dealing drugs) –> racism lives another day.

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Ummm….

Its a good thing they keep, I guess.

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“The Origins Of Facebook And Its Founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg”

I’m only on page 2 of the first piece, but if this series lives up to its self-promotion, this is the one we’ve been waiting for (“we” being the people who know who Mark Zuckerberg is).

UPDATE: Wow, Business Insider… two years of reporting for that?

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Oh! Pick Me! Pick Me! I know! I know!

Salon: Why’s GOP calling Rangel “crooked Harlem Democrat”?

Thats easy! Its because the GOP is America’s Racist Party. And in Harlem there are mostly black people, you see.

And while I’m thinking about it, Salon partially answered their own question earlier today in this piece (tipped to us by WTPWB’s biggest fan JEG, IV), describing in no uncertain terms the RNC’s fundraising strategy, which more or less boils down to jingoistic appeals to fear and difference. A PowerPoint presentation obtained by Politico and created by RNC Finance Director Rob Bickhart’s office describes the Republican rank-and-file as “Reactionary” and includes a slide titled “The Evil Empire“, which is littered with photographs of Obama. The Democratic Party’s response was venomous, as you can imagine.

Other attention-piquing items:

  • The RNC self-applies the term “business” to describe its operation. You’d have a hard time getting away with that term on the left, I think (even though they’re essentially correct).
  • If you attend a fundraising event, you’re likely to be given, and I quote, “Tchochkes!!!!!!!!!!” (thats 10 exclamation marks there, appearing more than once).
  • There’s more space dedicated to Citizens United v. FEC than any other single thing in the document (with the exception of Tchochkes!!!!!!!!!!).
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NPH = Gargamel?

Neal Patrick Harris’ stock went up in my book after I saw him guest judge (read: tear people up on) American Idol. Not that NPH ever had stock issues in my book. But this could be his tipping point… from pretty cool to fucking awesome:

Neil Patrick Harris has a TV-heavy resume. Now he’s just landed the lead in Smurfs: The Movie for Sony. Harris won’t have to walk around as a blue-tinted Avatar, either. The Raja Gosnell-directed film is a mix of live action and animation, and Harris is the lead live action character. Filming begins in April, when he’ll be on hiatus from CBS’ How I Met Your Mother.

That article’s headline claims he’ll play the “lead Smurf”, but the text you just read says he’ll be the lead “live action character”, meaning he’ll be either Gargamel or Papa Smurf, depending on how you’re reading it.

[via Deadline, which I just realized is Nikki Finke's new-ish outfit]

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Seeing straight

Not that it bothers me all that much, but does it strike anyone that blind jokes about David Paterson are more acceptable, or at least more common, than before it came out that he used the power of his office to intimidate a victim of domestic violence, bungled budget negotiations and gave false testimony under oath?

I do see the humor there obviously, but just beneath that is what could be a truly intriguing portrait of what its like to be a blind man in a seeing world. For example, as a man of sight, I have difficulty understanding what Paterson would have wanted with the free World Series tickets that have now become the subject of ethics inquiry and possible criminal charges against the Gov. Doesn’t seem worth it.

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Second Look: Bruce Ivins

In partial spite of my tongue-in-cheek writing up of Bruce Ivins’s oddball lifestyle in the run up to his mailing Anthrax letters to members of Congress shortly after September 11, 2001, a second look at the document proves absolutely chilling. I didn’t notice this upon first read, because some of the paragraph is cut off on The Smoking Gun’s posting of documents from his FBI file, but it deserves mentioning, if only to prove my point (which was, partially, simply that this guy was a creep):

IVINS then inquired about SSA [redacted] present state of health and proceeded to state the gross facts regarding a motor vehicle accident (MVA) writer was involved in back in August 2004. SSA [redacted] has never disclosed the facts or circumstances of this accident with IVINS on any occasion, or any other individual at  USAMRIID [U.S. Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases, where Ivins worked].

If I’m understanding this correctly, Ivins researched and memorized a dossier of his interrogator before or during the course of questioning (which, I gather, took place over a number of sessions). To what end, one wonders. It seems to me that Ivins was aware, at least to some extent, of his eccentricities. Did he do it just to fuck with them? Did he, perhaps, hold himself up against Kevin Spacey’s ultra-brilliant but severely disturbed character in Seven, who commits a vile, heinous murder in accordance with each of the seven deadly sins? The comparison alone is enough to make the skin crawl.

One wonders what the interrogator must have felt at that moment, having what sounds as though might have been one of the most disturbing moments of his life retold to him by a mad scientist with a God complex.

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